I figured this would be fun to discuss, argue, and get corrected by the people. Maybe its not as frequent as it was in your adolesent youth, but you know there are those nights when you had that one beer too many. This is an ode to the crap to help sober you up before you going doing retard things with friends….lol
1. Taco Bell- Some of us hate to admit it, but every one of us knows that not many other fast food stops can boast about lines 14 cars deep after a night of partying. Having worked the window in Orlando,FL on Colonial Dr. and being dubbed “Mr. Niceguy”, I know all too well how it is from in and out of that drive thru window handing you you’re sober fest you about to evicerate in the parking lot. A guilty pleasure, possibly artery cloging food that has brought many the trashed partyer back for more…..or epic pukefests…lol You know as well as I do even on night you arent Shwasted, You might find yourself in this line at 2 or 3 am….. My Usual: Mexican Pizza Combo Meal Lite Bean No Tomato On the Pizza, Doritos Taco locos beef, cheese , and sour cream only, another Pizza the same way, and a Baja Blast….”and a Banana Cognac biatch”!!!!
2. Wa Wa’s- Another shop I wish was in the South!!! Normally situated in the Wal Mart of gas stations, Wa Wa’s makes Subway look like a peanut vendor when it comes to sandwiches. The best bread capable of sucking up all sorts of hops and spirits, the price is the same or a dollar cheaper than Subway, and Open 24 hours this place is the bomb.com when it comes to getting a good meal and picking up some smokes for the ride home. My Usual: Meatball Prov Cheese and Bacon Footlong Sub
3. Checkers- Oh My God, what is there to say about one of the champions of burgers fries and a bunch of goofy yet awesome tasting shit. Open til 5am most places this innovate fantabulous drive thruery does the job and then some when you need something to take care of you’re boozy munchies. My Usual: 2 for 4 Bacon CheeseDoubleCheese, Cheese and Ketchup y Bacon ONLY With a LARGE BLACK GOLD and the only reason for the meal a Chili Cheese Fry….FIRE!!!!!!!
4. White Castle- Ive been lucky enough to have my own journey to White Castle. The Place is FANTASTIC, I WISH they had one in Miami,FL. If we did we would need New Jersey, and arguably New York alot less. What can I say however about a fast food chain that sooooo knows whats up, that they have a 10 burger combo tailor made for the miscrient trying to get right , as well as, selling the DVD’s and Blu Rays of Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle. If you’re in the area, and you don’t eat this, you’re eaither veegan or you’re a undiagnosed Reh-tard. My Usual: 10 Burger Combo, Cheese and Ketchup ONLY Pack LARGE!!!
5. McDonalds- They love to see you smile, but at night they smile forcing you into that 7 dollar purchase with the late night menu. When there is nothing else this 24 hour golden arch does the trick. My usual: Double Quarter Pounder Meal with Coke Cheese and Ketchup ONLY, Large hijodeputs marica!!!!